Superficial by Andy Cohen

Author:Andy Cohen
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Henry Holt and Co.

SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 2015—MIAMI

Anderson arrived and I told him to meet me at the pool, which he eyeballed for ten seconds and decided he hated, which wasn’t a surprise. We had lunch on the porch and by the time I got back to the pool—Anderson went to nap, natch—it was an endless parade of people who are coming to the show tonight sending me rosé after rosé. I didn’t drink any, of course. I don’t drink. I realized in the bathroom that my body is looking good again, and that’s a good thing because I got papp’d out on the beach. I felt okay about it but then this woman ran up to me like a lunatic and hurled herself at me, saying, “Who are you?” Eventually I pushed her away and said, “No one.” I realized twenty minutes later by the pool that now there are pictures of me pushing a girl on the beach.

Went to the Jackie Gleason Theater with Anderson for a sound check and they couldn’t wait to show us Gleason’s dressing room, which didn’t seem like much of anything beyond a leather couch warehouse. Some people came backstage before the show—Cousin Dave and his friends and the nice guy from Phish, who brought me a joint from Vermont and was surprised when I said I would fly back with it. They’re not looking for pot, I said. Anderson and I did a shot before the show as we waited, bored, in that leather showroom. He’s not a drinker so I considered it something of a victory. The show was great, much tighter than in Boston. Our chemistry was really good and the audience seemed into it—except for the two Waspy ladies sitting directly in front of us, who did not crack a smile. I keep meaning to ask Anderson if he noticed them. There were many, many toupées at the meet and greet—bad ones, which sounds redundant—and very interesting, eclectic fashion. Went to House, which was really fun—a big, brand-new, highly air-conditioned club. I kept bringing different boys up to the VIP area and Anderson and company were rejecting them, saying my taste was really warped.

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